League

Pennants · penance

10-team head-to-head, each category. where you stand, your odds, and who you play this week.

Playoffs

5 weeks left, top 6 in

98%to make it. projected seed 3.7, finish 108–97. #1 seed 0%, bye 20%.

100%Schwarber’s Dongs 87-63-10seed 1
100%Make it Stop 82-68-10seed 2.9
98%penance 79-76-5seed 3.7
96%Funky Cold Molina 80-69-11seed 3.9
96%Really Bad News Bears 77-70-13seed 4.3
75%Professor McGonigle 76-76-8seed 5.8
playoff line
26%Witt It & Quit It 73-77-10seed 7
10%Cellar Squad 67-80-13seed 7.5
0%Crown Town 67-85-8seed 9.3
0%Don’t Judge 62-86-12seed 9.7

Categories

your spot in each category: the red dot sits between the league best (left) and worst (right). the right side is the forward read, your rank now, where the skill-adjusted projection lands you, and how often you win it. tap a category for the full field.

best ← you → worstnow→endwin

hitting

Runs
#1→283%›
1. penance679
2. Make it Stop664
3. Funky Cold Molina656
4. Schwarber’s Dongs637
5. Cellar Squad602
6. Really Bad News Bears601
7. Professor McGonigle586
8. Witt It & Quit It583
9. Crown Town539
10. Don’t Judge526
Home runs
#3→192%›
1. Schwarber’s Dongs199
2. Make it Stop197
3. penance194
4. Really Bad News Bears186
5. Cellar Squad185
6. Professor McGonigle173
7. Witt It & Quit It166
8. Funky Cold Molina161
9. Don’t Judge139
10. Crown Town135
RBI
#2→192%›
1. Make it Stop633
2. penance615
3. Schwarber’s Dongs615
4. Funky Cold Molina612
5. Really Bad News Bears570
6. Cellar Squad558
7. Professor McGonigle555
8. Witt It & Quit It552
9. Crown Town496
10. Don’t Judge494
Steals
#1→192%›
1. penance124
2. Crown Town107
3. Funky Cold Molina102
4. Make it Stop101
5. Witt It & Quit It98
6. Don’t Judge83
7. Schwarber’s Dongs82
8. Cellar Squad76
9. Professor McGonigle66
10. Really Bad News Bears55
OPS
#6→554%›
1. Make it Stop.798
2. Really Bad News Bears.788
3. Cellar Squad.784
4. Funky Cold Molina.783
5. Professor McGonigle.782
6. penance.762
7. Schwarber’s Dongs.761
8. Don’t Judge.738
9. Witt It & Quit It.730
10. Crown Town.716

pitching · win whip → k → qs, punt era + sv/holds

Strikeouts
#1→283%›
1. penance816
2. Schwarber’s Dongs772
3. Really Bad News Bears720
4. Witt It & Quit It704
5. Professor McGonigle675
6. Make it Stop642
7. Funky Cold Molina619
8. Don’t Judge613
9. Cellar Squad593
10. Crown Town573
Quality st
#3→462%›
1. Witt It & Quit It65
2. Schwarber’s Dongs60
3. penance55
4. Really Bad News Bears52
5. Professor McGonigle44
6. Don’t Judge43
7. Funky Cold Molina42
8. Crown Town39
9. Make it Stop36
10. Cellar Squad33
ERA
#10→7punt›
1. Schwarber’s Dongs3.13
2. Crown Town3.25
3. Professor McGonigle3.37
4. Really Bad News Bears3.60
5. Funky Cold Molina3.76
6. Witt It & Quit It3.87
7. Cellar Squad3.88
8. Make it Stop4.08
9. Don’t Judge4.22
10. penance4.28
WHIP
#9→830%›
1. Crown Town1.07
2. Schwarber’s Dongs1.13
3. Funky Cold Molina1.15
4. Professor McGonigle1.15
5. Witt It & Quit It1.20
6. Make it Stop1.22
7. Don’t Judge1.26
8. Cellar Squad1.27
9. penance1.27
10. Really Bad News Bears1.28
Saves+H
#10→9punt›
1. Make it Stop55
2. Professor McGonigle49
3. Crown Town48
4. Cellar Squad41
5. Funky Cold Molina39
6. Don’t Judge38
7. Witt It & Quit It33
8. Really Bad News Bears26
9. Schwarber’s Dongs9
10. penance0

All season · power

all-play, schedule luck removed. the gap to your real standing (red +N) is luck.

1Make it Stop+10.674
2Schwarber’s Dongs0.583
3Funky Cold Molina0.562
4penance+10.538
5Witt It & Quit It+20.510
6Professor McGonigle0.503
7Really Bad News Bears0.500
8Don’t Judge+20.396
9Crown Town0.372
10Cellar Squad0.361

Playoffs is a season Monte Carlo on the real remaining schedule. Categories shows your rank now, where ROS production takes it, and which cats are worth spending moves on. Power is your true strength; the gap to actual standing (red +N) is schedule luck. The week-ahead matchup plan lives on Today. Refreshes daily.